$pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 6: Blood and Ice Cream

This piece is probably rated PG, but as you well know, my humor can be borderline. Is it worth the risk of losing your immortal soul in hell fire to continue reading this? You decide.  3/22/16: A Tuesday There are many horrific places to wake up. I’d imagine if one went to sleep in their … Continue reading $pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 6: Blood and Ice Cream

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An Unorthodox Solution

An Unorthodox Solution to the Problem of ISIS, and the Chaos which Envelops the Earth An Open Letter to the Legislative Branch of the United States of America Ladies and Gentlemen of the Senate and House, in this fallen world that we live in, problems often arise that directly affect the USA. If the past … Continue reading An Unorthodox Solution

$pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 5: The Uncharacteristic Monday

Rated PG, as I say some words that aren't supposed to be said in church. I mean, they actually are, but like, not out of context- Forget it. Just read this. You're already here. You won't leave. 3/21/16 A Damn Good Monday Normally, it takes you a few paragraphs to question my sanity, right? But … Continue reading $pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 5: The Uncharacteristic Monday

$pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 4: Sunday, Longest Sunday

Rated PG-13 because I wanted to joke about drugs and other things. It’s fine though. Just read it. Let me make my slightly borderline jokes. Remove the log before the speck or whatever. Also, you may think the above picture is out of focus, but it is perfectly focused on the light fixture, so get over … Continue reading $pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 4: Sunday, Longest Sunday

$pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 3: Player Six Enters the Game

This section of the tale is rated PG for my humor, which can come across as abrasive, but is actually very loving and modeled after the Agape love of Christ. 3/19/16: A Saturday Written to serve as a diet substitute for the "Opiate of the Masses" As the alarm blared its hellish song, I rose from … Continue reading $pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 3: Player Six Enters the Game

$pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 2: The Long and Winding Road

I am calling this one PG, because I'm sure that someone will be offended by something in here, and I really don't want to go over the entire thing with a fine comb, looking for the slightest problems so I can rate it accurately. There isn't anything too bad though, or I would have remembered … Continue reading $pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 2: The Long and Winding Road