Have You Seen These Men?

CIA Believes JCH Writes Poems, May Be Witness to Murder of Falstaff with Blowdryer

According to the latest satellite imagery, JCH either lives in West Tennessee or didn’t ever exist in the first place. Little is known about Falstaff. The men’s childhood friends say that Falstaff and JCH are both in this photo, but are not sure who is whom.