Q: Who first Called Clark ‘Classic?’
A: Jean Peaches, a student at Union University. Some call her Abigail Peecher, for some weird reason.
Q: Is Hitler Still Alive?
A: No, he died in 2009 when his arctic base was raided by seals. Not Navy SEALs, just regular ones.
Q: Who are you?
A: Sometimes I ask myself that question.
Q: Do you know how to set up a blog?
A: Nah, not really.