Sausage Party: More Like Homeschool Party (Because It’s Disappointing)

PG-13 for some language and really weird content. You don’t really walk into a Seth Rogen movie with high expectations. That’d be sort of like stopping at an Exxon gas station in Waco, and expecting a well-dressed attendant in a red vest and black slacks to hand you a warm, freshly cleaned towel after you used … Continue reading Sausage Party: More Like Homeschool Party (Because It’s Disappointing)

The Dreamer

Sometimes, he thought it was rather like flying through a tunnel. You know, one of those underground tunnels in big cities like D.C. or New York, with the flashes of light you get from the large overhead fluorescents? He would be listening to someone speak, his boss, or his wife, and he felt as though … Continue reading The Dreamer

$pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 6: Blood and Ice Cream

This piece is probably rated PG, but as you well know, my humor can be borderline. Is it worth the risk of losing your immortal soul in hell fire to continue reading this? You decide.  3/22/16: A Tuesday There are many horrific places to wake up. I’d imagine if one went to sleep in their … Continue reading $pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 6: Blood and Ice Cream