Film Reviews · PG-13 · Uncategorized

Sausage Party: More Like Homeschool Party (Because It’s Disappointing)

PG-13 for some language and really weird content. You don’t really walk into a Seth Rogen movie with high expectations. That’d be sort of like stopping at an Exxon gas station in Waco, and expecting a well-dressed attendant in a red vest and black slacks to hand you a warm, freshly cleaned towel after you used…… Continue reading Sausage Party: More Like Homeschool Party (Because It’s Disappointing)

Essays · PG-13

$pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 4: Sunday, Longest Sunday

Rated PG-13 because I wanted to joke about drugs and other things. It’s fine though. Just read it. Let me make my slightly borderline jokes. Remove the log before the speck or whatever. Also, you may think the above picture is out of focus, but it is perfectly focused on the light fixture, so get over…… Continue reading $pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 4: Sunday, Longest Sunday