Essays · G

Why Arm Wrestling is the Stupidest Thing That Has Ever Happened

The following is rated G, for Gerber Baby, because a Gerber Baby should be able to read this. I am not making any statements saying a Gerber Baby has the ability to read this (like, that a Gerber Baby is objectively smarter than the average baby and can somehow read at this level despite still…… Continue reading Why Arm Wrestling is the Stupidest Thing That Has Ever Happened

Essays · PG

A Response to: “Why I’m Voting for Donald Trump”

I wrote this article as a response to a piece entitled “Why I’m Voting For Donald Trump” which can be found here: https://kellyquelette.wordpress.com/2016/10/11/why-im-voting-for-donald-trump/. The points are, for the most part, direct refutation of Ms. Quelette’s own point, so it would be ideal to read both articles side by side. Regarding the Introduction “I am voting…… Continue reading A Response to: “Why I’m Voting for Donald Trump”

Essays · PG

$pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 7: Part 2: The End of the End

This final section of the tale is rated PG, but mostly because it’s sad.  3/24/16: So Sorry, It’s Over Welcome, to the final section of the tale, started so long ago. In these few months, I have written more than 22,000 words on the $pring Break of the KIDDOS of Destiny, and I am sure this…… Continue reading $pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 7: Part 2: The End of the End

Essays · PG

$pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 7: Part 1: The Beginning of The End

This Section of the story is rated PG, and is far cleaner than OJ, regardless of how that trial ended.  A Wonderful Wednesday (That Adjective only describes the End of the Day) Originally, I intended to make the $pring Break series eight parts, but it is now July, and I have decided that it’s best…… Continue reading $pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 7: Part 1: The Beginning of The End

Essays · Uncategorized

$pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 6: Blood and Ice Cream

This piece is probably rated PG, but as you well know, my humor can be borderline. Is it worth the risk of losing your immortal soul in hell fire to continue reading this? You decide.  3/22/16: A Tuesday There are many horrific places to wake up. I’d imagine if one went to sleep in their…… Continue reading $pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 6: Blood and Ice Cream

Essays · PG

$pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 5: The Uncharacteristic Monday

Rated PG, as I say some words that aren’t supposed to be said in church. I mean, they actually are, but like, not out of context- Forget it. Just read this. You’re already here. You won’t leave. 3/21/16 A Damn Good Monday Normally, it takes you a few paragraphs to question my sanity, right? But…… Continue reading $pring Break 2k16: The Kiddos of Destiny take D.C. Part 5: The Uncharacteristic Monday