The sentience wearing a plaid shirt, crowned w/ a paper Steak-n-Shake hat

It all began with a zygote.

One January, a rambling sperm from Alabama joined forces w/ an egg from Colorado, bringing a new sentience into the world in Nashville, TN.

Since then, things have not been going very well for the sentience. It’s been writing, teaching, moving westward every few years & trying not to stare into the abyss.